Like your Momma before she was fat.

Thursday, August 11, 2005


Hello blog, my name is JJ, and I am very happy to meet you. I hope our friendship can withstand my sudden temper and my drinking problem. I smoke and eat cookies in the middle of the night while watching QVC. I am 5 1/2 feet tall and weigh 375lbs. But I have lost five lbs in the last week. I am going to quit smoking after this cigarette.

I'll talk to ya later, I have to change the cat litter, I forgot to do it in god knows how long. It's a good thing I don't have plants.